Health Officials Disagree with Campaign Assertions
By Donald McFarland
Staff Writer
BATON ROUGE, LA - Louisiana is taking the glass-half-full approach, even if the glass is half full of crude oil.
“We’ve had some bad luck over the past few years, so it’s time to be optimistic and turn tragedy into something that might actually help the region,” said [...]
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Southern States Market Gulf as ‘America’s Dead Sea’
BP Reveals Goalie Was In Charge of Stopping Leak
By Donald McFarland
Staff Writer
LONDON - British Petroleum, which for weeks has been attempting to stop the oil gush that is polluting the Gulf of Mexico and U.S. coasts, revealed today that Robert Green, the goalie for England’s World Cup soccer team, has been in charge of stopping the leak.
“We now understand that was a mistake,” [...]
Jed Clampett Shoots Hole in Gulf of Mexico
Explosion, Oil slick follow
By Donald McFarland
Staff Writer
Jed Clampett, the famous Beverly Hills millionaire, has shot a hole in the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico, releasing a gush of oil that is creating a massive oil slick on the surface.
Workers on the nearby British Petroleum oil rig Deep Horizon reported an explosion, which likely was [...]