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God Votes to Suspend Campaigns

By Tina Roundhouse
Staff Writer
WASHINGTON D.C. – God has reportedly voted early, sending hurricanes and blizzards to stop political campaigns until further notice.

The severe weather forced President Obama to return to Washington, D.C., and challenger Mitt Romney to stop talking.
Power outages, meanwhile, silenced the ceaseless political commercial rotation. Mail delivery delays could mean many [...]

Bush Administration Blamed for Removing Zero Keys in White House

Sources Believe Former President Meant to Take “O” Keys
By Tina Roundhouse
Staff Writer
WASHINGTON DC - President Obama and his staff were apparently victims of a confused prank.
As the new administration this week moved into the White House, staff discovered all the computers were missing zero keys.
Unnamed sources believe former President George W. Bush was inspired by [...]

Inauguration Poet Has Hard Act to Follow

Alexander’s Poem Sounds Like ‘Nursery Rhyme’ Following Obama’s Speech
By Cynthia Stallion
Staff Writer
WASHINGTON DC - Elizabeth Alexander, poet for President Obama’s inauguration ceremony today, felt she was asked to do the impossible.
“When I arrived today a few hours before the ceremony, I saw the schedule events and noticed I was going to read right after Obama’s [...]