We finally conclude our first ever Top 25 rankings, starting with a president and ending with the nation’s best team!
#5) Barrack Obama & Joe Biden
The Hope is back! After an upset victory in 2008, O is looking to repeat in 2012. Biden – the “new Chain-y” – is a little older and less stable, but with Obama as the quarterback, this team can go a long way.
#4) University of Oklahoma
Many people believe Oklahoma is in the mix for a national championship, but not if Coach Bob Stoops has anything to say about it!
Head Coach Les Miles is laughing because you all think kicking safety Tyrann “Honey Badger” Mathieu off the team is a major setback. He has, like, 20 NFL safeties on the roster, people!
Lane Kiffin once killed a recruit. The recruit wouldn’t fully commit, so Kiffin went to the player’s house a beat him to death with a baseball bat. In blood, Kiffin wrote “Trojan Pride” on the living room wall.
No, that didn’t really happen. But it’s believable, isn’t it?
#1) West Virginia University