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Kermit D. Frog Has Swine Flu

Muppets Believe Virus Came from Miss Piggy

By Tina Roundhouse
Staff Writer

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Beloved Muppet Kermit D. Frog has contracted swine flu, Disney Corporation officials have announced.

“He’s handling it well,” said Stacy Cantlin, a Disney spokesperson. “He’s sure to make a full recovery.”

As the Cannon Newsletter reported last week, movie star Christina Ricci has the disease. Kermit’s is the second high-profile case.

Kermit’s friends believe he contracted swine flu from lover Miss Piggy.

“The pig gave it to him,” said Fozzy Bear. “It’s very obvious. I bet Kermit regrets stickin’ it to the pig! Wocka wocka!”

Cantlin said the accusations regarding Kermit’s relationship with Miss Piggy, along with suggestions swine flu is a sexually transmitted disease, are inappropriate.

“To associate swine flu only with pigs is a bit naive,” she said. “It can’t be presumed the virus came from Miss Piggy just because she’s a pig.”

Calls to Miss Piggy and her agent were not immediately returned.

“Of course he got it from Miss Piggy,” said Gonzo. “During the bird flu outbreak, I got sick from a chicken. It happens.”

3 Comments on “Kermit D. Frog Has Swine Flu”

  1. #1 Lily
    on Oct 29th, 2009 at 6:05 pm

    Poooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrr Kermit I hate ms.piggy she is a dirty rotton hated scumbag

  2. #2 Mark Vice
    on Jun 12th, 2010 at 11:48 am

    I love it!

  3. #3 Kitchen Canisters ·
    on Nov 10th, 2010 at 7:01 am

    i got so afraid of the swine flu when it was pandemic on our region ;’~

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